Saturday, May 31, 2008

Mr. Midnight.....Urban Legend or What?

What is with this Mr. Midnight character in Leisureville (a book I have not read yet)? What is with all the talk of orgies?

When I first moved here the cable man who was installing at my house told me stories of people having orgies in their lanais in full view of him while he was installing cable. Same for the carpet cleaner guy. Last year on CNN they mentioned The Villages had an outbreak of STDs. Now this book talks of Mr. Midnight.

I'm becoming obsessed with this, while shopping in Publix I look at the men and can't help but wonder "Is this him?" How would I know this guy if I saw him....does he recruit at Publix? Does he call it Pubielix?

Hey, Mr. Midnight, REVEAL YOURSELF. It's not that I want to become a customer or anything, I just have to see this. It seems to me that this entire joint closes down at 9pm. The only places open later than that is the Chinese Food place and Walmart. Every house on my block is totally dark after 9pm, when do these people do their MM entertaining? At 2 in the afternoon? So why does he call himself Mr. Midnight, why not Mr. 8:45pm?

Is this some sort of conspiracy or what? Is so, who is behind it? I personally think it a legend started by a Company selling glow in the dark prophlactics or maybe someone who has one of those websites that sell herbal Viagra.

Hey Mr. Midnight, I want to meet you. I don't want to be a client...God knows I did more than my share for mankind in the 80's. I just want to probe your psyche and try to figure out what is really happening here. REVEAL YOURSELF, if you dare.




Coming next.....is it really true that we have all replaced children with little white dogs?