Fight at Line Dancing OR Was it Really Lap Dancing?

When is this oversexed behavior going to stop?  First there was Leisureville and it's star, Mr. Midnight.  Then there were sex on the square duo, let's not forget the willy wagger  at the pools-are we living in The Villages or the Hedonism club.

I didn't see the start of the fight, just based my opinion on what I was told. Now I'm getting countless emails telling it wasn't a cat-fight, it was a lap dancing thing gone awry.

You all need to calm yourselves, what is going to happen when those damn snowbirds come back.

NUDIST POOLS IN THE VILLAGES-Are you kidding me or what?

Right now we have family pools, sports pools. adult pools and country club pools-isn't that enough? I recently was asked to sign a petition trying to force the Villages into having at least two clothing optional pools.

There seems to be a private interest group campaigning for this, they're getting serious about this and are planning protests by removing their swimsuits at random pools. This is seriously something we don't need to see.

PLEASE SAY NO TO TMI,

Two "Ladies" Fighting in The Villages Town Square

What is going on here?  There I was minding my own business and this fight breaks out with these two women. WTF, ladies aren't supposed to fist fight on the town square. You know what caused the fight, line dancing? It didn't start that way, what started it was they both had major crushes on the entertainers. Then they were trying to outsex each other with their line dancing, next thing you know they're going at it.

I haven't anything like this since I left Alabama. 

HEY LADIES! Be smart, be safe, be classy. You should have taken it to the parking lot.

More About Pets

I've been receiving hundreds  of emails asking about Ethel, the miniature comfort horse. I think all the complainers need to give it up. Have you all seen Ethel? I saw her this week in Sumter (NO PEE) Landing, she was totally adorable and more useful than the usual maltese dogs. She had just gone shopping with her owner and was carrying all the bags, how convenient is that?

Of course, there were the chronic complainers, but they couldn't quite figure out what the real problem is.  It was pointed out that since THE Villages doesn't specifically mention mini comfort horses, then it's allowed until it is specifically mentioned.

The funny thing is that a handful of people asked if she was a boy or a girl.... HELLLoooo, she's wearing pink sneakers.

Pets in The Villages

The Villages presents itself as America's Friendliest Hometown and pet friendly. For the most part this is true. Everyone just loves my dog Homer. There's a kind of a 2 pet rule but they don't really mean it.

One of my friends, Claudettia, actually took this "rule" so seriously she actually flushed her turtle (Speedo) because she was over the limit. It was a damn shame. A friend of mine on TOB told me the truth, you can have as many as you want. She also ignores the leash law and turns them loose, they always come back. According to her the secret is to dress them alike and people lose count. It seems to work for her, she moved in with six and now has 9 or 10-she's right, you lose count when they're dressed alike-you can't argue with success.

Another thing that's subject to discussion is therapy animals. I guess whatever gives you comfort is a comfort pet. One of my neighbors just bought a Miniature Therapy Horse named Ethel. This thing is so damn cute, we all just love Ethel to death, except busy-body loser who complained, so Ethel got a lawyer.  If she wins I would love a mini donkey. Time will tell.

The Villages Florida, What's It All About?

People are always asking what the Villages lifestyle is all about, new people on their lifesyle visit often seem to try to deny that everything seems great.  For the most part it is.  I like to compare it to back in the college days, living on a huge campus but having more money and not having to go to class.

When I first moved here I felt so relaxed, I felt like I was drugged (in a good way-lol). I'm really not accustomed to hearing the "N Word"- The N Word being "NO"-lol. The Villages marketing department is unbelievable-you want, you're willing to pay for it, you got it.

Somebody should do a socio/psychological study. You have 100,000+ people from all areas and different life paths getting along and enjoying life. We're like kids again.

Visualize retirement on steroids-you got it.

Dr. Palmer vs Cecil the Lion vs Planned Parenthood

How does the dentist killing Cecil the lion get compared to planned parenthood allegedly selling body parts? I don't know, but it's right there on TOB. Rumor has it the Morse family is into hunting, I'm not sure about that-I know they have some dead animals hanging on the walls. IMO, if these people want to hunt they should start a hunting club and address the rat problem. Hang the little suckers by the gates as a warning to all vermin. Getting back to Dr. Palmer, I hear he's on the lam, I heard on the news THEY are looking for him. How does it feel? How does it feel to have an extradition order hanging over your head? Do you realize that you too have a tracker on you? Buh-Bye Dr. Palmer, you are so done.