New to The Villages? LISTEN UP

People in The Villages are generally a friendly group. I think in the day they were friendlier, but that might just be me.  They're okay with dopey questions, have no problem giving directions and pretty much have a good sense of humor.

Here are some DON'TS

If you don't know how to navigate a roundabout study up. If you still don't get it, avoid them, you'll only get in trouble.

NO SAVING CHAIRS. Don't even think about it.

NO SMOKING IN NON-SMOKING AREAS. Some of the overbearing honyacks will try to stop smoking in smoking areas-just ignore them.

Another big topic is dogs, the majority of dogs you'll see are little white fluff balls, but the complainers would have you think there are packs of wolf dogs hanging out in the town square. Truth is you can bring your dog anywhere you choose. Just tell the BIG MOUTHS "Whatever!" and do your thing.

I'm looking forward to the Snowbirds showing up with the Snowpuppies and can't wait till the snowponies become more popular. So far I know of three snowponies. I just love their little sneakers.

Remember, have fun, enjoy and as I always say, "RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN."

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How Many Pets Do You Really Have?

The people on the other board are obsessed with counting pets, supposedly you can only have two. PUHLLLEESE, this is a guideline, not a law. They say that whatever you arrive with is okay, but they can't be replaced-HUH?  Hey PET POLICE, do you tell people haw many insipid little grandchildren they can have?

I, myself, moved in with six, somehow I now have eight-I have no idea where they came from. I was advised by an impeccable source at the dog park to dress them alike and nobody would ever know. It seems to work, I get confused myself.  All I know is one day I counted when they came home and there were two extra.  So, if anyone is missing a few brown dogs please contact me.

No Hurricane Erika, Man o Man

Today I found out that we will not be getting a visit from Hurricane Erika, I've already bought all the supplies I needed. So now I have wine, beer, vodka and pretzels.  Whatever will I do?

The Snowbirds are coming

It seems that every year the snowbirds come earlier and earlier, maybe it's a result of global warming-what do I know?

Unlike a lot of the people I love the snowbirds, love their energy, love their "the neverending party" attitude. Let's take bet on how early in the season the first person from Jersey tries to drive their car over Spanish Springs bridge, and why does it always seem to be a Prius?  We will soon be hearing how the food is much better in NY or Boston or God knows where. We can all go to the town square and watch ladies in culottes line dancing, fist fighting, lap dancing and having Mr/Ms Midnight contests at 10:04.

Yes, we'll all be partying soon and.....

The Real Villages Song Shovelin' Sunshine.

Joe Biden singing the Villages Florida song circa 2008

Anyone else remember when Biden showed up (uninvited) to the Villages?  From what I recall, when the powers that refused his request to speak in the town square he went to Spanish Springs, go a cone from that good candy store (boy did he show the Morse people how serious he was-LOL)

Here now for you alls listening pleasure....

The Villages Song



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