BOOBALISCIOUS Golf Cart Riding in The Villages

I read on that other message board-y'know the one that believes in censorship that two couples were riding in their golfcart and the women were topless. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  I don't know all the details-actually I know none of the details, but my HINKY METER is going through the roof.

My gut tells me this either happened in the Brownwod area or the historic area.  They are polar opposites demographically but both are inhabited by rogues.

It's no wonder that I heard they are walling in the Fruitland Park and Wildwood section.  IMO you really can't blame them not wanted their town overun with geriatric sexually obsessed renegades.

I guess the SNOWBIRDS are here-God help us all.

Hey, What is with all the Portugese and the Russians?

I guess we have a huge following in Portugal and Russia, who knew?  There are thousands of readers from Portugal and Russia. I'm hoping that this a sign that we will soon have a massive wave of immigration from those areas.

I would love to see a Portugese restaurant, hopefully from the Algarve region.  If you're familiar with that other message board you know that people are craving paella and kale soup. The only Russian I've been exposed to is The Russian Tea Room, these people would die at the prices. 

I heard a rumor today that the Portugese are coming to build THE WALL.  I know that the Portugese are great with tile and cement.  Have you idea what the Russians are up to.

Are They Selling Drugs in Brownwood?

Rumor has it that a barmaid in a restaurant in Brownwood was arrested for selling meth. I really don't know a lot about Brownwood, I went there a few times when it was first built.  IMO, after they poured the cement they should have kept the damn wild animals out of there-the cement a a mess.

I always look for a little truth in all these rumors.  Thanks to Google I now know that meth is used for treating ocd  and obesity. Maybe that's why it was allegedly sold at that restaurant that serves teeny tiny portions-do ya think?

The Great Wall of Wildwood is now making more sense. I can see why Wildwood is paying for it.  I heard from a reliable source (my landscaper's sister's third cousin who went to school with the Morse kids) that Fruitland Park is seriously thinking about a moat. Yes, they will call it the Morse Moat and guess who is paying for it.

Ethel and Bunny The Villages Therapy Ponies

You all heard it here first, my neighbor's cute little miniature comfort horse, Ethel Marie and her cute little pink sneakers. Now I hear of another one on the message board "Talk of the villages".  There was discussion about Bunny the therapy pony and possibly a third one.  HOW COOL IS THIS.

I loved the old days in The Villages when people seemed more fun and were more willing to let their freak flag fly.  What ever happened to the bubble machine golf cart-haven't seen him lately but he always brought a smile to my face.  How about the blue angel golf carts, remember when they had to be warned to tuck their wings up on bridges and tunnels?

I find it hard to believe we've grown up, it seems that would have happened before we got here.

New to The Villages? LISTEN UP

People in The Villages are generally a friendly group. I think in the day they were friendlier, but that might just be me.  They're okay with dopey questions, have no problem giving directions and pretty much have a good sense of humor.

Here are some DON'TS

If you don't know how to navigate a roundabout study up. If you still don't get it, avoid them, you'll only get in trouble.

NO SAVING CHAIRS. Don't even think about it.

NO SMOKING IN NON-SMOKING AREAS. Some of the overbearing honyacks will try to stop smoking in smoking areas-just ignore them.

Another big topic is dogs, the majority of dogs you'll see are little white fluff balls, but the complainers would have you think there are packs of wolf dogs hanging out in the town square. Truth is you can bring your dog anywhere you choose. Just tell the BIG MOUTHS "Whatever!" and do your thing.

I'm looking forward to the Snowbirds showing up with the Snowpuppies and can't wait till the snowponies become more popular. So far I know of three snowponies. I just love their little sneakers.

Remember, have fun, enjoy and as I always say, "RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN."

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