New to The Villages? LISTEN UP

People in The Villages are generally a friendly group. I think in the day they were friendlier, but that might just be me.  They're okay with dopey questions, have no problem giving directions and pretty much have a good sense of humor.

Here are some DON'TS

If you don't know how to navigate a roundabout study up. If you still don't get it, avoid them, you'll only get in trouble.

NO SAVING CHAIRS. Don't even think about it.

NO SMOKING IN NON-SMOKING AREAS. Some of the overbearing honyacks will try to stop smoking in smoking areas-just ignore them.

Another big topic is dogs, the majority of dogs you'll see are little white fluff balls, but the complainers would have you think there are packs of wolf dogs hanging out in the town square. Truth is you can bring your dog anywhere you choose. Just tell the BIG MOUTHS "Whatever!" and do your thing.

I'm looking forward to the Snowbirds showing up with the Snowpuppies and can't wait till the snowponies become more popular. So far I know of three snowponies. I just love their little sneakers.

Remember, have fun, enjoy and as I always say, "RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN."

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How Many Pets Do You Really Have?

The people on the other board are obsessed with counting pets, supposedly you can only have two. PUHLLLEESE, this is a guideline, not a law. They say that whatever you arrive with is okay, but they can't be replaced-HUH?  Hey PET POLICE, do you tell people haw many insipid little grandchildren they can have?

I, myself, moved in with six, somehow I now have eight-I have no idea where they came from. I was advised by an impeccable source at the dog park to dress them alike and nobody would ever know. It seems to work, I get confused myself.  All I know is one day I counted when they came home and there were two extra.  So, if anyone is missing a few brown dogs please contact me.