Wednesday, September 9, 2015

How Many Pets Do You Really Have?

The people on the other board are obsessed with counting pets, supposedly you can only have two. PUHLLLEESE, this is a guideline, not a law. They say that whatever you arrive with is okay, but they can't be replaced-HUH?  Hey PET POLICE, do you tell people haw many insipid little grandchildren they can have?

I, myself, moved in with six, somehow I now have eight-I have no idea where they came from. I was advised by an impeccable source at the dog park to dress them alike and nobody would ever know. It seems to work, I get confused myself.  All I know is one day I counted when they came home and there were two extra.  So, if anyone is missing a few brown dogs please contact me.

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