Yes, it's coming, the Great Wall of Florida, this thing is going to be so huge you'll be able to see it from your Southwest Airlines flight to Orlando. Rumor has it that all the theme parks are selling tours to see it.
I thought this was just local gossip but I ran into some who looked like Mark Morse at Walmart, first he denied who he was but after questioning him he said yes, the wall is coming. He never admitted being the Morse kid. When you see him or his sisters around ask them yourself.
You may ask yourself why would Wildwood pay for this wall. The simple truth is they are sick and tired of us running around ruining their town. They view us as spoiled demanding know-it-alls, according to Wildwood residents we drink too much, are oversexed and can't drive. They don't want our fluffy little dogs peeing and pooping. I stuck up for us, stood up proudly and said "I know you are, but what am I". Those Wildwoodians seem to not get rhetoric, it went straight over their heads.
There is a protest planned next money in the Wildwod business district. I didn't realize they had one, but see you there.
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