Hey, What is with all the Portugese and the Russians?

I guess we have a huge following in Portugal and Russia, who knew?  There are thousands of readers from Portugal and Russia. I'm hoping that this a sign that we will soon have a massive wave of immigration from those areas.

I would love to see a Portugese restaurant, hopefully from the Algarve region.  If you're familiar with that other message board you know that people are craving paella and kale soup. The only Russian I've been exposed to is The Russian Tea Room, these people would die at the prices. 

I heard a rumor today that the Portugese are coming to build THE WALL.  I know that the Portugese are great with tile and cement.  Have you idea what the Russians are up to.