When I checked the STATS from yesterday I noticed that there were more people viewing this from Russia than from The Villages in Florida-WHAT IS WITH THAT? There could be a simple explanation, let's face it, The Villages has about 100,000 residents, Russia maybe a bit more.
For whatever the reason, you all need to straighten up. What is their perception of America's Friendliest Home Town. Judging from what you see online on the other boards we look like a bunch of drink swilling over-sexed STD spreading geriatrics who can't navigate a traffic circle. STRAIGHTEN UP KIDDIES-THEY'RE WATCHING YOU.
At times like this I wish old Gary Morse were still alive, he would know what to do. He'd give them a boat ride on the fake lake, open up a chain of Borscht Are Us stands and break ground on the new village of Gatchina complete with the Zhivago center. He could have his golf cart stores sell customized carts made to look like troikas.
What will it be kids, Borscht or Schav?
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